Did You Hear About the Guy Caught Smuggling Gold in His Bum?

Did you hear the one about the guy who got caught with nearly 32 ounces of gold in his rectum at the airport? 

He said it was a "plasser deposit". 

Seriously though, something about gold that makes you want to hide it your bum from greedy governments. Humans innately know it's more precious than paper.

Link here: Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes